5 Random Things I’m Thinking About

I love lists, and today I’ve decided to do a more personal one: what I’m thinking about. Now, I know that most of you probably don’t give a damn about one real personal thought in my brain, but you never know, you may be enlightened today.

1. Why we are here
   You have no idea how often this idea rolls around in my head every single day of my life. It sucks but my brain is probably the least of the norm in some ways but yes, our existence. Our existence I guess is rather debatable: did God destine us to be here to give us a chance at something to maybe enjoy, something even less than heaven? Or are we here because
   

   Sasha Pivovarova - courtesy of foto_decadent of Livejournal

   we seriously suck since we sinned in God’s eyes? I’m not a religious person in anyway, (or haven’t found my ‘calling’ yet) so in my theory, we are here whether we want to be or not, and we might as well make the most of it, right? It’s a no-brainer: live everyday like it’s your last, appreciate all life, appreciate your loved ones. Most of us try – but none are perfect, so remember, we just are human.

2. Whether Animals Can Really Feel… anything
   The fact that we say ‘yes’ doesn’t really mean anything. In reality, we simply don’t know – have you been a dog? a chicken? No. I don’t think that it is in our position to judge, but I think it is in our position to determine whether what we do to animals sometimes in cruelty is actually humane – we can determine that in our perspective. I tend to put a label on that yes, animals can love, but then my friend Timo would probably say to my superficial comment is, “yes, but do they understand it?” I don’t think that they have to understand it, why does a living creature have to understand anything in order to do it? I read a story about how this male bird always came back to the same
   

   I have an IQ of a 3 Year Old!

   nesting ground to meet the same female over a series of years in order to be with her – that seemed like a love story to me.  I think that actions are way more important than necessarily comprehending it – it’s the same way with people, we don’t necessarily understand that we love someone until it is too late. I think that what animals are displaying in proof they can feel – such as elephants mourning over the loss of a loved one by burying it in branches – is enough for me to determine that in their own animal ways, they do have some type of ‘humanity’ or ‘animality’ in them and that is enough for me to treat them and value them in every aspect of life,  as well as enough for me to be a vegetarian for them.

3. What It Will Be Like When I Graduate
   This one is pretty self-explanatory. I’m waiting for that day, and it’s in less than a year before I’m a free adult in the world. I want to do so many things after I’m liberated: see Ireland, see some amazing musicians, play the Cello, and finally be a trauma surgeon. There are so many things, and life is too short – what if it’s too short for me to do all my dreams?
4. What it would be like to have a one night stand with Alexander Skarsgard
   Oh my gosh, if you must know one little dirty secret about me, this would be it. He is like the man of my dreams, he’s a gorgeous man, he’s a good actor, plus he’s Swedish! And you want to know what makes him even
   

   "Darling, you can nail my ass anytime."

   more sexy? He was in the Marines, and any man who was a soldier with looks like that (see photo), women (like me) will want to jump his bones right there, anytime, anywhere. Especially when he’s Eric Northman and says things like this, “Darling, you can nail my ass anytime,” makes my insides cringe and think, “Kate Bosworth, you are one lucky bitch.”

5. What I would do if I were God
   
   I’ve always wondered about, “If i could control the world, would I want to save it, or let the people rot in suffering because it’s the way of life?” I think that most of us established the life is something not perfect and tragedies is a part of us all. But if I were God, I think that I would like to end the suffering in all aspects of humanity, but then I would wonder, if all the bad ended, then what’s the point? We would know nothing, and appreciate nothing because we never would know the meaning of imperfection, and imperfection is the beauty of life. So, I think that if I were God, I would do the best I can to let humanity know that I’m there and that everything will be all right. I would probably do everything I could to save as many children as I could and give them the rest of their lives to live, and I would probably wish that as God, I would like an aspect of being human in me as well. But then there’s the problem, if you’re God and you’re human, who are you to dictate how we live? And then I’d turn out to be a dictator, and then that would be oh-so-not good.

So, people, there you have it! 5 random things I’m thinking about. I hope you sure find them amusing, though right now I’m thinking most is probably number 4 – just because I’m a nerd doesn’t mean I can’t dream.

5 Random Things I'm Thinking About

I love lists, and today I’ve decided to do a more personal one: what I’m thinking about. Now, I know that most of you probably don’t give a damn about one real personal thought in my brain, but you never know, you may be enlightened today.

1. Why we are here
   You have no idea how often this idea rolls around in my head every single day of my life. It sucks but my brain is probably the least of the norm in some ways but yes, our existence. Our existence I guess is rather debatable: did God destine us to be here to give us a chance at something to maybe enjoy, something even less than heaven? Or are we here because
   

   Sasha Pivovarova - courtesy of foto_decadent of Livejournal

   we seriously suck since we sinned in God’s eyes? I’m not a religious person in anyway, (or haven’t found my ‘calling’ yet) so in my theory, we are here whether we want to be or not, and we might as well make the most of it, right? It’s a no-brainer: live everyday like it’s your last, appreciate all life, appreciate your loved ones. Most of us try – but none are perfect, so remember, we just are human.

2. Whether Animals Can Really Feel… anything
   The fact that we say ‘yes’ doesn’t really mean anything. In reality, we simply don’t know – have you been a dog? a chicken? No. I don’t think that it is in our position to judge, but I think it is in our position to determine whether what we do to animals sometimes in cruelty is actually humane – we can determine that in our perspective. I tend to put a label on that yes, animals can love, but then my friend Timo would probably say to my superficial comment is, “yes, but do they understand it?” I don’t think that they have to understand it, why does a living creature have to understand anything in order to do it? I read a story about how this male bird always came back to the same
   

   I have an IQ of a 3 Year Old!

   nesting ground to meet the same female over a series of years in order to be with her – that seemed like a love story to me.  I think that actions are way more important than necessarily comprehending it – it’s the same way with people, we don’t necessarily understand that we love someone until it is too late. I think that what animals are displaying in proof they can feel – such as elephants mourning over the loss of a loved one by burying it in branches – is enough for me to determine that in their own animal ways, they do have some type of ‘humanity’ or ‘animality’ in them and that is enough for me to treat them and value them in every aspect of life,  as well as enough for me to be a vegetarian for them.

3. What It Will Be Like When I Graduate
   This one is pretty self-explanatory. I’m waiting for that day, and it’s in less than a year before I’m a free adult in the world. I want to do so many things after I’m liberated: see Ireland, see some amazing musicians, play the Cello, and finally be a trauma surgeon. There are so many things, and life is too short – what if it’s too short for me to do all my dreams?
4. What it would be like to have a one night stand with Alexander Skarsgard
   Oh my gosh, if you must know one little dirty secret about me, this would be it. He is like the man of my dreams, he’s a gorgeous man, he’s a good actor, plus he’s Swedish! And you want to know what makes him even
   

   "Darling, you can nail my ass anytime."

   more sexy? He was in the Marines, and any man who was a soldier with looks like that (see photo), women (like me) will want to jump his bones right there, anytime, anywhere. Especially when he’s Eric Northman and says things like this, “Darling, you can nail my ass anytime,” makes my insides cringe and think, “Kate Bosworth, you are one lucky bitch.”

5. What I would do if I were God
   
   I’ve always wondered about, “If i could control the world, would I want to save it, or let the people rot in suffering because it’s the way of life?” I think that most of us established the life is something not perfect and tragedies is a part of us all. But if I were God, I think that I would like to end the suffering in all aspects of humanity, but then I would wonder, if all the bad ended, then what’s the point? We would know nothing, and appreciate nothing because we never would know the meaning of imperfection, and imperfection is the beauty of life. So, I think that if I were God, I would do the best I can to let humanity know that I’m there and that everything will be all right. I would probably do everything I could to save as many children as I could and give them the rest of their lives to live, and I would probably wish that as God, I would like an aspect of being human in me as well. But then there’s the problem, if you’re God and you’re human, who are you to dictate how we live? And then I’d turn out to be a dictator, and then that would be oh-so-not good.

So, people, there you have it! 5 random things I’m thinking about. I hope you sure find them amusing, though right now I’m thinking most is probably number 4 – just because I’m a nerd doesn’t mean I can’t dream.

10 Things I Hate About a Man

Charlotte Sometimes: How I could Just Kill a Man

Today, I feel the need to express my distaste in some of the things I find repulsive of the opposite sex. Don’t confuse me with all about hating the opposite sex – I love men! But however, we all have to admit that there are some things that some of you must improve on and below are 10 I found prominent in my day to day living.

1. Men and their Sandals – or any open toed shoes for that matter
   Unless if you’re gay or a man that cares about how disgusted women actually are by your toes and you man yourselves up to go and get a pedicure, men in sandals or open-toed shoes should be forbidden. Let’s face it, many of you don’t take care of your feet – especially your toes – and when you expose that … funk to the world, we are naturally and instinctively turned off and repulsed. Don’t know what we’re talking about? I’m talking about dried skin, hairy toes, extremely long toe nails and fungus.
2. Men & Their Short Attention Span
   Most girls don’t care whether you actually care or know what we’re talking about, but when we are talking we expect you to listen out of respect. It’s only fair that you listen to us because most of us have to listen to your ramblings of your most recent achievements in the outside world… or the virtual world of your World of Warcraft or your Modern Warcraft stuff, and you expect us to give you a nice rewarding reply which we do most of the time because it is or job to do so (I say so with bitterness) since most of you men don’t understand women.
3. Men and their Inability to Look you In the Eye
   This should be on the top of my list, but I hate it when you’re talking to a guy and they can’t look you in the eye, but at something else like your chest or a much hotter chick passing by, or worse they simply just have the inability to look into your eyes. It’s true that the eyes are the windows to the soul, but at least show us you have one by making eye contact – makes us feel a tad more special when you do so.
4. Men and their Cars
   Sure, I know it’s an ego thing and it’s like a testosterone must-have in most men but please, when you’re having dinner with a girl, the last thing most of us want to hear is about how many engines your car has or if the inside is pleated with leather. And for those of you who are actually looking for women that is shaped like your car, honestly you need something else other than a car to satisfy that libido of yours because girls don’t come in shapes of a car.
5. Men who talk to women like they’re men
   Unless if there’s something they’re not telling you, most girls don’t possess penises and therefore we don’t like it when you talk to us in a non-caring manner like we’re guys. I personally hate snide remarks from men, and I’m not saying that they shouldn’t treat us as equals – they should – but if men have any class and respect for women, treat us accordingly – no matter how shitty or manly we look that day. Women like to nurture, and we like to be nurtured by others as well! It works both ways!